Bitesize nuggets of poo trivia too witty to wipe away.
To celebrate the 540-millionth anniversary of the very first butthole
thanks sea sponges
this is the The Little Book of Poo(p). And, rather wonderfully, it's utter shit. A real turd. 100 per cent crap. In short, the perfect toilet book.
This compact compendium is anything but constipated, despite being stuffed with perfectly shaped nuggets of poo knowledge squeezed into the easily digetsible form of facts, stats, trivia, quotes and history and much more to boot.
This little book lifts the lid on humankind's greatest obsession to celebrate its many shapes, sizes, smells and backstories all for your reading please next time you're on the throne without your phone. With this book, you'll be straining to hold back the tears... of laughter. That's our shat-isfaction guarantee. Enjoy!
'Just poopin'. You know how I be.'
Michael Scott, The Office U.S., Series 6, Episode 10
By:
Orange Hippo!
Imprint: OH
Country of Publication: United Kingdom
Dimensions:
Height: 142mm,
Width: 118mm,
Spine: 20mm
Weight: 237g
ISBN: 9781800696242
ISBN 10: 1800696248
Pages: 192
Publication Date: 09 May 2024
Audience:
General/trade
,
ELT Advanced
Format: Hardback
Publisher's Status: Active
Bottoms Up!: Dates are great for poos. It's why this chapter is full of them. Historical dates that is – perfectly strained and squeezed nuggets of poo knowledge and faecal-based facts – seen through the hole, sorry, whole of world history! • Number Two: Pop science and philosophy throws around a lot of faecal-based facts in this chapter. Everything you ever wanted to know about the brown town but were too afraid to ask – from a scientific and philosophic poo-spective • Game of Thrones: Poo-by-the-numbers in this statistical sizing up of stools and shit from a plethora of sources. Much more fun that it sounds • Potty Mouth: For centuries, humans have waxed lyrical and loudly about their obsession with spending time on the loo. This chapter contains more quotes, quips, wit and wisecracks, puns and jokes, than you can shake a bog brush at • Wipe Out: From poophemisms to loo lingo in various languages to a buttload of fascinating trivia, musical playlists and how to Poo-type tricks, tips and techniques, this chapter is a dumping ground of poo-based wisdom you'll want to share with friends and family • Logging Off: Popular culture's hands are, quite literally, covered in poo. From films to books to TV shows to celebrities to jokes, and everything in between, this chapter celebrates poo's domination in the world of entertainment.
