Joe Garden is from Chicago by way of Wisconsin. By now, his story of being plucked from the obscurity of a Madison liquor store and thrust into the obscurity of byline-free satire writing has become legend. He has been a writer and contributor to The Onion for ten years. Mike Loew has been the Graphics Editor and a writer for The Onion since 1995. He produced the graphics for The Onion's 1999 New York Times #1 bestseller Our Dumb Century, and was a full-time writer on the book. His own book Tough Call: Hard-Hitting Phone Pranks was published by St. Martin's Press In May of 2000. Randy Ostrow is a producer for United Artists, having previously worked as an executive vice president of production at USA Films, and senior vice president of October Films. His credits include Let It Ride, starring Richard Dreyfuss, State of Grace starring Sean Penn, Gary Oldman and Ed Harris, Boaz Yakin's Fresh, Julian Schnabel's Basquiat and Agnieszka Holland's Washington Square.
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