You're Not Lost if You Can Still See the Truck

 Bill Heavey is one of the best magazine writers in America. No, he doesn't work for the New Yorker. He writes for Field & Stream, the popular journal for hunters and fishermen. Outdoor writing has a dim reputation as a soapbox for braggarts who crow about hooking a monster marlin or bagging a 24-point deer. But Mr. Heavey will have none of that. . . . Not since Jack London's stories has the stark danger of freezing lived so largely on the page. . . . . As the tongue-in-cheek title of Mr. Heavey's collection suggests, this isn't always or even usually a serious book. Think Erma Bombeck in camo gear, and you'll get the sensibility of many of these pieces.  Wall Street Journal A reader doesn't have to hunt or fish to appreciate Heavey's gift for storytelling. . . . The best essays, here, in fact, are heartbreakingly tender. . . . This is a hard book to classify, and that's its biggest strength.  Christian Science Monitor,  10 excellent books you might have missed in 2014  Remarkably engaging and often hilarious. . . . Even those who have never baited a hook, assembled a tree stand, or sat in a duck blind will quickly find themselves drawn into Heavey's world with colorful and occasionally dangerous accounts of outdoor life.  Publishers Weekly (starred review) To the list of great Field & Stream essayists . . . add the name Bill Heavey. His writing is funny, poignant, acerbic, and best of all, always alert to the absurdities of life.  Patrick C. McManus Bill Heavey is the man who put the  lure' in failure. He's my kind of fisherman, deer hunter, and wing shot. Which is to say the, um, very amateur kind. But who wants to hear about some braggart's cast and blast triumphs when you can hear about Bill catching a 14-inch largemouth bass on a pink Shakespeare Ladies' Spincast Combo? Even I have never done that. At least not sober.  P. J. O'Rourke I've read Bill Heavey's page since the earliest days of my career. He's one of my all-time favorite writers. He's funny, fearless and always up for anything. If he could fish as well as he writes, I'd be in trouble. Fortunately, he can't.  Kevin VanDam, winningest professional bass angler of all time [Heavey's] self-deprecating tales make us laugh. . . . [He] writes about the good times as well as the demons of his outdoor life. Some chapters are for soul-searching, not just fun and games.  Cleveland Plain Dealer Humorous and thought-provoking essays on what it means to be an outdoorsman. . . . Readers will sense that it's possible to fail at your mission and still have a grand time if you don't take yourself too seriously.  Kirkus Reviews Bill Heavey isn't just one of my favorite writers, though he is. He's also one of my heroes, proof that you can make an adult living by being witty, insightful and spending an awful lot of time outdoors. That's the dream, and it's chronicled in this book. Buy three copies.  Tucker Carlson If you think of Bill Heavey as  just' a humorist, you'll be selling him short, but it's his intelligent, unforced humor that hits you first and stays with you the longest.  John Gierach, author of At the Grave of the Unknown Fisherman and All Fishermen Are Liars Bill Heavey is James Thurber in camouflage overalls, an unrelenting geyser of slapstick comedy and serrated wit. If he doesn't make you laugh, consult a coroner.  Jonathan Miles, author of Dear American Airlines Heavey examines an eclectic variety of topics, from hunting to fishing to relationships and even life's more profound mysteries. His perspective is that of a devoted, if not always expert, outdoorsman. If in doubt, he makes fun of himself. . . . Fellow outdoorspeople are the target audience, but the overall quality of the writing may draw even stay-at-homes.  Booklist Bill Heavey has become famous as America's everyman outdoorsman, unafraid to draw attention to his many and varied failures from sporting French lavender deodorant to scaring a UPS man half to death while bowhunting in his front yard.  DL-Online