Jokes for Blokes

The Ultimate Book of Jokes not Suitable for Mixed Company

Llewellyn Dowd, Phil McCracken

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Ebury Press
01 December 2011

Humour; Jokes & riddles

The biggest ever book of dirty jokes from the team that brought you A Man Walks into a Bar

What is the difference between a dog and a fox? About 9 pints

What do you call a man with a 2 inch penis? Justin

What's pink and hard in the morning? The Financial Times crossword

Did you hear about the consignment of Viagra pills stolen from a warehouse? Police are on the lookout for hardened criminals

An aeroplane is about to crash, when a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, 'If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman.' She removes all her clothing and asks, 'Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?' A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, 'Here, iron this!'

The greatest ever collection of dirty jokes guaranteed to offend and outrage the prudish. Full of hilarious gags, it's totally politically incorrect, unashamedly x-rated and downright filthy. Definitely one to keep well out of the way of the mother-in-law...

By: Llewellyn Dowd, Phil McCracken
Imprint: Ebury Press
Country of Publication: United Kingdom
Dimensions: Height: 202mm, Width: 153mm, Spine: 42mm
Weight: 593g
ISBN: 9780091940447
ISBN 10: 0091940443
Pages: 576
Publication Date: 01 December 2011
Audience: General/trade , ELT Advanced
Format: Paperback
Publisher's Status: Active

Llewellyn Dowd and Phil McCracken met whilst serving in the French Foreign Legion. They were both dishonourably discharged on the same day, following an incident with the regimental camel. Llewellyn returned to live in the UK, where Who's Who lists his interests as- 'Camels; camel racing; painting pictures of camels'. He is married to wife Camilla. Phil currently lives in south-eastern Europe, where he presents a TV programme on farming- The Bulgarian Agrarian. He lives with his Moroccan partner, Keith.